Open Letter To Dunkin Donuts

Dear Dunkin Donuts,

A Kreme Delight is the doughnut with chocolate on top and WHITE cream inside. The reason you don't know this is probably because your stupid stores can't decide what to call it from location to location. Sometimes it's "Kreme Delight." Sometimes it's "Kreme-Filled Chocolate." Sometimes it's "Manager's Special." Whatever. I don't care what you call it as long as my order is right, ...which brings me to my point. The next time I order a Kreme Delight at the drive-thru and I get to my destination only to discover that you gave me a Boston Cream, I am going to drive all the way back, pull up to the window and smash it into your fucking face.

Thank you for your consideration.